[TAKEOVER] The Beginning of a New Era!

Posted 4 years, 2 months, 3 weeks, 1 day, 3 hours, 12 minutes ago by PackFM


The time for change has come my people!
The days of formatted bulletins and pie charts is over!

This is a new day for QN5 Music. For 7 long years I have sat by and watched as Tonedeff and Kno (with his 2 foot soldiers) have monopolized the fan base built on the blood sweat tears and brainpower of others! Years of ridicule for sidekick usage, I can read between the lines Tonedeff and TODAY the sidekick shall prevail! Like Starscream and Destro before me, I have sat and waited patiently for the perfect moment to execute my plan.


Enough with the sidekick jokes

You chose the perfect time to tour Europe without me. Well, how has that trip been going for you? Who do you think booked you and your “poor aching back” in a 5 floor walk up hotel? Do you think it’s a coincidence that your 4.5 hour drive turned into an 8 hour drive? Come on this isnt 2001, GPS Navigation doesn’t just “break down”. You may have found a way around the sabatoged wireless card but that will not be enough to stop us! Who’s “us” you ask?


A Message From Substantial

And now a word from Session

Welcome to the Takeover! I am typing to you live from QN5 HQ while Tonedeff is in Europe. I support my man PackFM because Tone is always using me. Did you know I ghostwrote “Archetype” for Tone? Did you think it was coincedence that it took him more than 5 years to finish it, but only a few months after officially bringing me into the QN5 camp? Look at the “Archetexture” DVD.. If you look at his eyes, you can totally tell he’s reading the cue cards that I wrote in the background. “Heavyweight” was actually a diss song about Domingo, but he my man so I made him change it up. In the song “Quotables”, everyone actually had 32 bar verses, but he was so upset that we murdered him, that he chopped all of our verses down to our wackest 8 bars and made me write him ANOTHER 32 bar verse. In closing, “I’m Worth Million$” dammit, drop my album. PackFM has assured me that he will release my album next if we unseat Tone, so OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
–Session
I’m Worth Millions



How’d We Do it?

Infiltration


Secure the perimeter


Set up shop

Takeover Complete

Here Are Our Demands:
The next time CunninLynguists tour it will be Substantial and I coming along, as a matter of fact, we want Mr. SOS to roll too. I don’t know why he was kicked out the group, but I’ll bet it was some sort of racism!

1) FINISH Spicasso

2) Sign some female talent for christ sakes.. Doesn’t your niece sing?? Lets ask her shall we?

Oh I’m sorry, she cant answer, she’s a bit tied up.

This is not a game Tone! I suggest you fall in line, you CAN be replaced! I know plenty of people who would like your spot.

QN5 is mine! Let the FMania era begin!
Enjoy ;)

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