Tonedeff Photo Caption Contest

Posted 5 years, 5 months, 5 days, 11 hours, 9 minutes ago by Tonedeff

Tonedeff (2007) [Photo By: Darren Nanos | JustAVisual.Net]

Ahhhhhhh. Don’t you love the smell of fresh photography? I do.

For this round, I hit up Darren Nanos @ JustAVisual.net to knock these out. A few of you may have noticed this image pop up last night on my MySpace Profile, but I figured I’d make a new hires version available. For those who aren’t familiar, publicity photos are created for Magazines, show flyers, and all-around press/media outlets. Funny enough, 9 times out of 10, promoters/magazines end up doing a lazy google search for your name and save the first image that pops up…which is usually 8 years old, low-res and shot with a disposable camera. (Ask Pack if you think I’m kidding).

Photo Caption Contest

1. Come up with a killer caption for this photo.
2. Post your captions here (leave your email)

3. Winner will be announced on Dec. 28th.

PRIZE:
Winner will recieve an 18×24 Poster Print of this image with their winning caption and credit included, delivered to their door.

Let the games begin!
Hollerate,
Tone

Category: General

81 comments

Zak said on Dec 20, 2007:

Damn dat’s ass!

Logrithmic said on Dec 20, 2007:

Studying to become a hustler.

Mass said on Dec 20, 2007:

Hilary Clinton sure knows how to campaign!

Inferno said on Dec 20, 2007:

And though we’ll probably never meet, I’ve seen you nude and on your knees.

davemerk 2c said on Dec 20, 2007:

“wow i don’t remember doin that”

photographicjournals@yahoo.com

ben said on Dec 20, 2007:

hit that, hit that, that too…

Abstrakt said on Dec 20, 2007:

“Not quite the hardest rapper, but he’s workin’ on it!”

“A true Hustler…”

“…Ain’t that somethin?”

AbstraktProfSC2@gmail.com

logtherhythm said on Dec 20, 2007:

A pine tree air freshener sandwiched in her hairy clam?

eliza said on Dec 20, 2007:

Hm…my best friend’s girlfriend is pretty fine.

Fubz said on Dec 20, 2007:

“BALLS DEEP (SMACK, JIGGLE….)”

MC said on Dec 20, 2007:

This brings new meaning to the term “fish-eye” lens.

Sean Maher said on Dec 20, 2007:

I thought Anna Nicole was dead? Oh, right she is…That’s fucked up! They are STRETCHING that bitch!

Jay said on Dec 20, 2007:

Wow Eminem and 50 really will do ANYTHING to make a dollar

houstonz said on Dec 20, 2007:

“When you’re surrounded by bush and don’t know what to do..”

TulgaT said on Dec 20, 2007:

Hmm…She’s a SUZIE alright! Damn…I think Immortal already put this dirty dirty bitch in her death bed HAHA…US PERUVIANS DUN FUCK AROUND! White women LOVE US!

Tulgat89@yahoo.com

BadTii said on Dec 20, 2007:

Bitches, Bitches less talk, more pussy!!!

ak said on Dec 20, 2007:

This article is probly the truest thing ive ever read, so well written, so inspiring.

Landis91 said on Dec 20, 2007:

1. Where else would such a driven man get his motivation?

2. The grustle has got to come from somewhere…

adam flick said on Dec 20, 2007:

“Oh Shit, I can’t believe they published that photo i submitted but did they have to put my face on Ms. Decembers body?

Scruff said on Dec 20, 2007:

“A La la la la la life is wonderful”

“I can’t decide whats better, this girls body or my flows”

“SPANKY is tonedeffs favorite little rascal”

Kriminal said on Dec 20, 2007:

Damn! Nice pair of……..eyes

tom said on Dec 20, 2007:

“And on the 6th day, God made ho’z, and they were magnificent.”

Cookie said on Dec 20, 2007:

Hmmmm, That woman would be a mighty fine model for my next music video, maybe it will build more fans like on MTV.

tom said on Dec 20, 2007:

OH I got another one, I hope I’m allowed to enter two…

“Don’t imagine a tragic end to the porn when there’s not/
You gotta try to beat off no matter how fucked up the crotch”

….yeah.

T. MIKE said on Dec 20, 2007:

sighs “Just another assless night…

jilt said on Dec 20, 2007:

“Tonedeff – Loves Bush More Than Bill O’Relly!”

“Look at the turd-cutter on that one”

abrupt said on Dec 20, 2007:

She likes walks in the park too? Neat.

Thats why I wear my wedding ring baby.

I think I can see her birth canal, impressive.

The Obvious said on Dec 20, 2007:

Damn…well at least we know HOW Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant…

geraldgreen525@aim.com

Steve said on Dec 20, 2007:

I never would have thought this scratch and sniff idea would work for Hustler… I stand corrected.

Edwin said on Dec 20, 2007:

Im sure glad i got a chance to grease dat ass before the lollapalooza tour

J Bibble said on Dec 20, 2007:

Now that’s hustlin’.

dk said on Dec 20, 2007:

What an interesting article, I never knew the interesting jobs these girls have!
I bet she gives GREAT oral presentations.

mona said on Dec 20, 2007:

“hmmm, this could be the next font face for my myspace”

jeffrey bohler said on Dec 20, 2007:

You better watch your girl. Cuz I’m a pervert.

KciL-UM said on Dec 20, 2007:

“Hustle Then Flow Thats My Motto”

brian said on Dec 20, 2007:

“How is she doing that”?

Chad said on Dec 20, 2007:

“I like me some bush.”

Chris said on Dec 20, 2007:

And the survey says, “I’d hit it!”

Inferno said on Dec 20, 2007:

Tonedeff: Always Appropriate.

Kool Genius said on Dec 20, 2007:

‘Hmmmmm….I would fuck Mandy Moore up the ass’

mona said on Dec 20, 2007:

“waxed or shaved???”

“call that number to increase my penis size??”

“HA she gained weight “

T.O. Lawrence said on Dec 20, 2007:

“Got Beef?”

“Workin’ with a full mag”

“Frontals: not Fronting”

“Facial expressions”

“Hoes, Hustling and the allmighty Holler: The Tonedeff Story”

“Proof is in the puddin’”

Got a million of em.

ntl said on Dec 20, 2007:

Fuck ‘Rolling Stones’ magazine, this Hustlers chick wears QN5 tshirt

Kody said on Dec 20, 2007:

I’d do her without a condom.

LukeR said on Dec 20, 2007:

Tonedeff: He reads it for the articles.

Ron-Chan!!! said on Dec 20, 2007:

Hmmmm he got my good side in this one (but not exactly her best side)

Evelyn said on Dec 20, 2007:

Understanding: So THATS why my brother married her.

Kathy I said on Dec 20, 2007:

I wonder if they can tell that I’m really reading the sheet music to “Boys For Pele”

Maddchild said on Dec 20, 2007:

She is most definitely the new spokesperson for Tonedeff Bra & Panties, can you hear me now?

Kamikaze said on Dec 20, 2007:

“Archetype: 5 mics”

Yeah, Hustler reviewed it. Let’s pretend for a moment.

Freeds said on Dec 20, 2007:

“This is going to end in tears.”

“So that’s what a nuva ring looks like!”

Ben said on Dec 21, 2007:

“Tonedeff: 2 Girls 1 Cup # 1 Fan”

“Who knew Vida Guerra could grow a beard?!”

“Damn 5 out of 5…her pussy is 5 steps ahead of the game.”

“Her shirt says No Rich Relatives, she must be lying with tits as fake as those.”

mark said on Dec 21, 2007:

“Gotta teach THAT one to the Mrs. later.”

Osiris said on Dec 21, 2007:

Brand new cover of Tonedeffs book: “Through Pain & Heartbreak I Found Away Through”

Nino said on Dec 21, 2007:

That’s a great photo…great contrast between the serenity and public theatre of the park and your inner pervert. I have a few entries:

“Hustle Much?”

“Leena Bangz?…Apparently!”

“How U Doin’?”

“It’s 10 AM…do you know where your children are? Tonedeff does!”

All joking aside the winning caption is:

“Turn the page to the next chapter: Tonedeff”

To paraphrase:
Hollerate!!

Loco Mojo said on Dec 21, 2007:

up and coming…

stiff competition

niko said on Dec 21, 2007:

Mmmm, dark twat

George Animal StiL said on Dec 21, 2007:

The new see-through Math book! Now parents can see when their kids aint learning shit!

J said on Dec 21, 2007:

Second that “Tonedeff: He reads it for the articles”

Erin said on Dec 21, 2007:

I’d like to park my bike in that trunk…..

PatBC said on Dec 21, 2007:

-Hmm… I really need to convince my girl to do… that, and maybe this too…

-Sooo.. It’s only 49,99$ to subscribe for a year?

-Tonedeff : A man of a few words

DavieBoy!! said on Dec 21, 2007:

I guess rockstars really do get all the groupies…

I.Khan said on Dec 21, 2007:

“Damn, Leena Bangz ain’t so bad after all.”

worm said on Dec 21, 2007:

Tonedeff: No spaces… but a fan of gaps.

kontrast said on Dec 21, 2007:

Tonedeff is reaffirmed, “White Women Love Us,” as he scopes the QN5-Logo-Bush-Shaving Contest.

Norberto Bobadilla said on Dec 21, 2007:

God loves ugly.

Erin said on Dec 21, 2007:

“Where the white women at?!?” –courtesy of Blazing Saddles

Sk said on Dec 21, 2007:

So that’s the clitoris….

old skool said on Dec 22, 2007:

Even Tonedeff can learn something new everyday.

Knowledge said on Dec 22, 2007:

Finally . . . somebody reviewed my album.

WeazelDogg said on Dec 22, 2007:

Shit! Did I leave the coffee pot on?

Drew said on Dec 23, 2007:

So that’s how my mother payed the bills.

houstonz said on Dec 23, 2007:

When you’re surrounded by bush and don’t know what to do..

Now those are some gates.

I’d like to get a wiff of those panties.

Got Perversion?

houstonze@yahoo.com

fisix said on Dec 24, 2007:

“Surprisingly, that cesarean scar looks rather inviting.”

MWDP said on Dec 24, 2007:

Tonedeff: No dash, two Fs, no spaces. Wow, they got it right.

gola said on Dec 25, 2007:

eww… these pages are all sticky… goddamnit pack! get your own copy

just hurry up, come on…

…if you read it, you will come….

PauL said on Dec 26, 2007:

Her brown eye?….I dont get it! her eyes are both green!!

jimson11 said on Dec 27, 2007:

Got a few…

1. “Dirty Acres” was my second favorite thing that had “Georgia” on it this year.
2. I love being in the backyard…it’s the golden doorway to nature.
3. I love the summertime…sunshine, trees, emotionally unstable nude girls. It just goes by so fast.
4. Let’s cut to the chase, ma-there’s a reason why rubbers exist and it’s for The Asshole of the Month.
5. I certainly snatched worse from the jaws of Hell.
6. I remember when Susan Sarandon and Maggie Gyllenhaal’s breasts meant something….wait, no I don’t.

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