“Why Dirty Acres Will Suck.”

Posted 4 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 6 hours, 38 minutes ago

- by Backpacker Bob

1. The phrase “makes it rain” is used on what is best described as a “stripper song”. Great.
2. All the guest vocalists are from Atlanta, Houston, North Carolina and Kentucky. All areas completely devoid of hip-hop talent.
3. Kno sings on 2 or more songs. That is correct, sings.
4. Frequent use of the 808 bass drum. Totally unnecessary for iPod and laptop listening.

5. 2 mentions of Patrón.
6. Mentions of slavery. That was like…so long ago, ugh.
7. Natti talks about his 2 year stint in prison.
8. 3 of 5 guest vocalists have been involved in multi-platinum selling albums.
9. Songs about sex and women. Yuck.

10. The intro mentions pistols, rims and chains.

CunninLynguists - Dirty Acres is coming soon, but who cares?

Category: General

26 comments

sektONE said on Aug 30, 2007:

I care!

Can’t wait for this, it’s going to be amazing ..

Kags said on Aug 30, 2007:

That’s whack. They like totally sold out.

destructuralized said on Aug 30, 2007:

Sigh

Well, I guess there’s still Panic At The Disco to look forward to.

Steph said on Aug 30, 2007:

Who the hell is Crackpacker Bob??? He sounds like a little pussy to me.

packfm said on Aug 30, 2007:

i hate it already

bry said on Aug 30, 2007:

fucka backpacker bob!

Jinx said on Aug 30, 2007:

Yup, definitely not buying this one.

1. I hate strippers
2. There’s no RI rappers
3. Kno stinks at singing…I’ve heard it before…I even heard Lil Zane writes for him
4. My laptop speakers don’t play low enough, thus I won’t hear the 808 drums…thanks guys. I love listening to music without drums
5. I’m against alcohol…bad for the mind
6. Racism doesn’t exist today, get over it already
7. Want a cookie?
8. Sell outs
9. Women are the route of evil
10. I don’t have a pistol, rims or chains, thus I can’t relate to the music.

God I really hate them. This CD is going to stink. And their name means pussy eaters…what type of crap is that?

what said on Aug 30, 2007:

great, i bet they’ll perform on american idol next. it fits this new wack direction they’re going in.

Osiris said on Aug 30, 2007:

Backpacker Bob is just holding out for some fucking Timberlake shit to lick his dirty tongue around till the end of time, fuck him and all that stand in the way of progression

mark said on Aug 31, 2007:

I CALLED KNO RAPPING ON APOS… I WAS AN ALBUM TOO EARLY, BUT DAMN I’M GOOD

Winje said on Aug 31, 2007:

jinx, cunninlynguists does not mean pussyeaters stupid fuck. cunnilingus means pussyeaters, cunninlynguists means someone who are good with language, aperantly, you are not

Spikey Mike said on Aug 31, 2007:

drool……..
so its just not mainstream……funny that
im sooo disappointed that i wont be able to play this in the club!
My lifelong dream was to hear a cunninlynguists club banger! lol
haha bob can go shove a carrot up his arse.

Jinx8402 said on Aug 31, 2007:

Winje, I’m glad you realized I wasn’t joking. :sigh:

I mean, I thought it was fairly obvious that my sarcasm played off of the satirical nature of the blog post. I guess next time I should ruin the fun by mentioning before I write that it is actually sarcasm. Sarcasm is a trait that many people have, apparently, you don’t

Nova said on Aug 31, 2007:

fuck cunninlynguists
they aint shit
dirty acres will suck monkey balls

Joey Bootlegg said on Aug 31, 2007:

This marketing strategy is interesting

kazeiro said on Aug 31, 2007:

Damn, you guys suck

daMan said on Sep 01, 2007:

so is anyone gonna wait to hear it, before running their mouths?

tom said on Sep 02, 2007:

Ah, as soon as Cunninlynguists sell out a new Britney Spears song comes to fill the void.

^the above is sarcasm, which I felt I should note since the internet is full of people who haven’t laughed since ’98

HoT said on Sep 03, 2007:

Agree wit daMan;)

Louch said on Sep 04, 2007:

i dunno ive liked all 3 albums so-far……When is it coming out..Fuck the haters. Change is good.Keeps you fresh.

Louch w/o the L is OUCH
Louch w/o a L its a drout

chris said on Sep 04, 2007:

what is a backpacker?

are those still around?

huhhh?

i havent worn a backpack since like 5th grade

i just like good hip hop

ps
omg i didnt know kno was white.

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