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Tonedeff ::Polymer Prediction::

QN5 said:

theKOSMOS said:^ lmao I just recently heard “falling down” by Scarlett J and that poor girl sounds like she just ate glass shards for breakfast after coming down from a week-long drug addled binge.

I have a friend who’s boyfriend left her for Scarlett Johansson. Bummer.

*upgrade*

How do you console that poor girl?
“Well, you’re hot and all, but he did leave you for Scarlett Johansson. I would have. Shit, I bet you would have, too. And if it makes you feel any better, she’s not really a superhero. She just plays a woman with a heroic ass in Marvel movies.”

Dr_Gonzo said:

QN5 said:

theKOSMOS said:^ lmao I just recently heard “falling down” by Scarlett J and that poor girl sounds like she just ate glass shards for breakfast after coming down from a week-long drug addled binge.

I have a friend who’s boyfriend left her for Scarlett Johansson. Bummer.

*upgrade*

How do you console that poor girl?
“Well, you’re hot and all, but he did leave you for Scarlett Johansson. I would have. Shit, I bet you would have, too. And if it makes you feel any better, she’s not really a superhero. She just plays a woman with a heroic ass in Marvel movies.”

Ironically, I bumped into her on the way to see The Avengers. :/

I didn’t say nuffin.