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PackFM Punography

Punography
I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
When chemists go to one’s reward, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and spatter televise is just now a seasoned veteran.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all eventide to see where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.
This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian order, but I’d on no account met herbivore.
I’m reading a log back anti-gravity . I can’t sicken it down.
I did a thespian performance roughly puns. It was a go along with on words.
They told me I had species A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Importance trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no bulge quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you understand with respect to the cross eyed professor who fallen her trade because she couldn’t suppress her pupils?
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
What do you convene a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I habituated to to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped excuse of communism importance because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in Trendy York’s the gendarmes stations force been stolen. Policewomen comprise nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.
I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip high!
Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison in return dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington obviously domination’s fault.
I euphemistic pre-owned to deem I was hesitating, but in the present climate I’m not so sure.
Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Spam or not… I really enjoyed reading that actually haha

Some of these are really funny.

best bot post that ive seen

And the “Bot of the year” award goes to…

Why are black people so tall? because they’re negroes.

LOL what in the actual fuck did I just read.. and how was I interested? Nah but seriously this was sarcastic and funny.

my homie died of pneumonia… he just couldnt stop the coffin

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I was trying to listen to Chico and the Man but I couldn’t. So I went to the doctor and he said that I was Tonedeff.

I went to the a Radio store to see if they had any AM only radios in stock but they told me they only PackFM’s.

The album Home is Where the Art is has been receiving lots of praise lately. Many Qn5 heads have reported that the album is truly Substantial.

Apatico said:I was trying to listen to Chico and the Man but I couldn’t. So I went to the doctor and he said that I was Tonedeff.

I went to the a Radio store to see if they had any AM only radios in stock but they told me they only PackFM’s.

The album Home is Where the Art is has been receiving lots of praise lately. Many Qn5 heads have reported that the album is truly Substantial.

Yes!!! haha. I listened to robots and dinosaurs so much when it first came out that I didn’t even sleep. it was like I was on a Kokayi

oooh can i play?

Eventually she stopped trying to get help, and learned to stop worrying and love the bomb after she figured they must have missed her S.O.S.

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