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General Discussion So…....you eat pussy?

POLL › Are you a muhfuckin pussy-eater???

Fuck yea...biatch 53
Nah man...thats fucking disguisting 7
What’s poontang?? 2
Total Votes: 62

I can eat some muhfuckin poontang…no problemo

how bout yall?

Helllllllll YEA.

Looks pretty much Unanimous.

I eed it up!

THIS will be my 2000’th post… great

and no, I don’t eat pussy.. I got damn near close to doing so approximately five years ago, and I have stayed away since, thankfully

ps—notice how I’m not the only person who said “no”?????
aight, til next yizzear—stay up, soce

Can I get a fuuuuck yeeeeah

sometimes


when the nest is clean

I’m bout it bout it.

Joe Budden is down to eat too…Thanks td3 for the cross thread reference.

when the nest is clean

Word, ain’t goin’ for no RedWings. Very Happy

i applaud u gentlemen Wink

of course!

Wheres the ‘Yes, but not first choice’ vote? I voted #1 but I prefer to penetrate than decontaminate.

DWilli707 said:Helllllllll YEA.

DWilli707 said:
Last night, instead of a friend bailing me out of having to leave from a chicks place, it was my own DAD. I was at this girls place, getting brain…(keep in mind this bitch has a yeast infection)...So, after I’m done, she’s “soaked”...and wanting some auralarian cunnilingus…just as i’m about to stick my face into her infect poosh, my phone starts vibrating on the table…so, inside i’m like YES!....phone says HOME…my dad called me to tell me I needed to get my ass home…I showed sadness that I couldn’t do it, but inside I was fuckin happy…My dad is my wingman.

Would you eat a pussy if it had a yeast infection?

DWilli707 said:Would you eat a pussy if it had a yeast infection?

Bad idea. You can get that shit on your mouth:

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0314.html

Wow…I should thank my pops for his timely phone call now.

For those of you untrained muhfucka’s out there…I read this like a year and a half ago…and some of the techniques listed will help y’all

I have a lot of respect for everyone who likes to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And some of you who are giving it the old college try aren’t really doing too well…or as well as you could be, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds someone who gives good head, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. Remember, anyone can fuck, and those who can usually do satisfactorily, but the one who truly gives good head has got it made!

Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her how beautiful it is, tell her which parts you like best, how it turns you on…tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. It’s beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside, and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman’s unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

You see, women respond very well to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. The entire time you’re petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it. Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit.

Women have clits in all different sizes. It doesn’t mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin. Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn’t have any juices of it’s own and it’s extremely sensitive…and it can hurt. But you don’t want to touch her clit just yet anyway. You have to work up to that.

Women love to be teased. For most women the inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, and make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, and then move away. Make her anticipate it what you’re about to do. Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her.

After you’ve done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she’s straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat must be done gently. Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit.

Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it’s covering. If so, lick it. If you can’t see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience its presence. But even if you can’t feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she’s getting up there toward orgasm, make Your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth.

Start to suck gently and watch your lady’s face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm move with her, don’t fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don’t let go. That’s what she’ll be saying too: ‘don’t stop. Don’t ever stop!’ Most people stop too soon! There’s another thing you can to intensify your woman’s pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she’s enjoying your clit-licking talents, before, during, or after. She’ll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is called her g-spot. Curve your fingers slightly upwards as you’re finger fucking her, and rub them against the soft mound of skin at the roof of her vagina.

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can’t get deep enough. Make sure they’re wet so you don’t irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing. She’ll let you know what to do. If there’s any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one whose nipples get hard when she’s excited or only when she’s having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you’ll be a more sensitive lover.

When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven’s sakes, don’t let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though; things are extremely sensitive just now. If you play your cards right, you’ll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she’s had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information?

I remember reading this

Bad idea. You can get that shit on your mouth:


that shit happened to this kid i knew in highschool….that shit was fucking nasty…that nigga had dough on his tounge like a layer of white shit on his tongue. real nasty shit.

 

 

 

and in the words of Big Pun “Puerto rican to the core and all boriquas eat the pussy. excuse me for being blunt but i been eatin cunt.. since pimps was pushin pink caddies wit the fish tank pumps.” pimp

Arrogant201 said:
nd in the words of Big Pun “Puerto rican to the core and all boriquas eat the pussy. excuse me for being blunt but i been eatin cunt.. since pimps was pushin pink caddies wit the fish tank pumps.” pimp

Yup. We did a lil survey at my last job, and only the latinos were eating pussy. The Carribeans apparently don’t partake in oral pleasure for girls.

I still don’t get it. If u naked, might as well go down, if only for a sip. Wink


This thread might get boring soon, so,

Does anyone else find lesbian porno boring? They don’t do shit! Pisses me off.

SoFly said:#1

theoretically. Razz

Does anyone else find lesbian porno boring? They don’t do shit! Pisses me off.

I find it INCREDIBLY boring. I don’t even recall the last time I turned on a lesbo porn. It doesn’t arouse me at all… it’s probably because I like to get ideas on how to tear a bitch up, and lesbo porn just ain’t doing that for me.


Anyway, I am certified in the art known as eating twat. Jeeeeuh!

I used to only watch les porn cause I thought it was kinda homo watching a guy fuck a girl. Things chang, and I’m all for hardcore/upskirt/doggy shit.

Girls masturbating doesnt do it for me either.

Yeah okay, that’s good, I thought there was something wrong with me

yes…pussy eating is an essential art form…

Blitzkrieg: the Gene Simmons of hip-hop.

i’ll eat a chicks ass if asked nicely sheit

“Fuck yea…biatch”

unless, or course, she stinks
then I just take a page from Tonedeffs book and reach for the pinetree
haha i wanna do that one day, i wonder what the chick would do