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General Discussion So…....you eat pussy?

POLL › Are you a muhfuckin pussy-eater???

Fuck yea...biatch 53
Nah man...thats fucking disguisting 7
What’s poontang?? 2
Total Votes: 62

I punch people in the face who even SAY “pussy” and yeast infection” in the same sentence!!!

(oh yeah, I said that didn’t I? In 1995. “I’ll bruise your section, make ya lose erection, like suckin twat with yeast infection ... I reach perfection when your least expectin, teachin lessons ...” wow, memory lane. Vintage GMS, haha)

kanekash said:Does anyone else find lesbian porno boring? They don’t do shit! Pisses me off.

participating in my first threesome unravelled a whole new world for me.
watching two girls get at it right infront of you kinda changes your whole idea of lesbian sex. you get to smell the pussy in ways you couldn’t imagine. i didn’t even have to participate in order to get mine. but i did, and ever since then i’ve sworn to lesbians. god bless them.

sooo.. no. i do not find lesbian porn boring. as a matter of fact, if i were to watch porn - get that cock outta here.
i do NOT wanna see a man with his ass in the air and his balls swinging - on fucking camera.

the pussy is the most beautiful thing in the world. most of the time, that is.
and whats better than one pussy? two. OH MY, three… etc Laughing

and women masturbating def gets me going, im into voyeurism… (is that even a word? haha)

voyeurism is not just a word…it’s a lifestyle…

Prophessah Nino said:voyeurism is not just a word…it’s a lifestyle…

even better; it’s A WAY OF LIFE.

Ya know, women got it pretty much straight when they say all men are perverts.


muahahahah.


I don’t really watch lesbo porn either. And I only get off on certain camera angles, ones where it’s in the view like it could be me. But hey, isn’t that what porn’s about, picturing yourself ramming that bitch?

epic v2 said:isn’t that what porn’s about, picturing yourself ramming that bitch?

not random women. Only ones i know/trust that are clean.

and yes lesbo porn gets lame in like 30 seconds

(getting a bib and putting it around my neck)


shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt…im about to eat some pussy right now!

Fuck you, seed…I’m itchin for some kitten right now.

nova norway said:i do not find lesbian porn boring. as a matter of fact, if i were to watch porn - get that cock outta here.
i do NOT wanna see a man with his ass in the air and his balls swinging - on fucking camera.

True statement. I only watch lesbian porno.
I cant stand the sound of another dude fucking.
And i aint into imagining yourself as the dude. If i wanna fuck a broard, i can make it happen myself. It aint so easy for me to see two or more chicks getting down.

MrMecca said:^^^^Ok Wrist?.....NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


huh?

u obviously dont know the quality of ladies i build wit

hey, frogs do it….

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The frog getting his/her ass eaten is LOVING IT!

Arcane said:

Prophessah Nino said:...pussy eating is an essential art form…

si senior

and for tonedeff, cause he wont understand:

yes sir

Wink

*puts on spanish song*

haha you just called nino old.
i believe the word you are looking for is se

ha ha ha ha…compared to most people on these boards I am old…lol…

I don’t, because, two reasons; A: I’m a virgin, and B: Revise reason A.

I love eating pussy.

And I happen to love lesbo porn. But it depends on what type. I love seein a girl eat another girl out, but only if it looks like they’re both really enjoying it. If it seems fake at all, I get turned off. If you eat pussy, u should enjoy that shit.

i love eating pussy… mmmm

MrMecca said:My tounge touches me chin
And I aint eatin ass, don’t care WHAT quality it is.

what if she eats yours first?

Doesn’t matter. Most people don’t know how to wipe or wash their ass correctly.

I would like you to go on a “no ass diet” for 2006. For your own safety.

kanekash said:Doesn’t matter. Most people don’t know how to wipe or wash their ass correctly.

I would like you to go on a “no ass diet” for 2006. For your own safety.


yo i’ve never even done it

but i mean i’m open to trying it under the right circumstances…which would be chick got a nice ass, she wiped it right, she asked nicely, and she’s not all uptight like youuuuuuuuu guys

The Wrist said:

MrMecca said:My tounge touches me chin
And I aint eatin ass, don’t care WHAT quality it is.

what if she eats yours first?

if a chick even tried that shit on me, i would straight dookie in her mouth, just cus she should know better

What da fuck ya think would happen if someone took it literally and start biting when he’s going to lick some chicks pussy… Now that would be funny….

GhettoGnom said:What da fuck ya think would happen if someone took it literally and start biting when he’s going to lick some chicks pussy… Now that would be funny….

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at least this guys got the decency to use cutlery

So I just finished watching some of the Colin Farrel Sex tape (not very appetizing at this time of the day).

He LOVES to eat pussy. After diving into this girl head first for a few moments,, Colin retreats to take a breath, and then exclaims, “you know I’m enjoying this already baby? Holy Fuck, my breakfast, lunch, and dinner right here! I’m not even joking.”

He loves it!

see jane rhyme said:i applaud u gentlemen Wink

mmmm hmmm
Wink

Yo y’all is WYLIN right now -pussy is DIRTY. .... ew…

Holy fuck that’s a bump. haha

houstonz said:Holy fuck that’s a bump. haha

Co-sign. One of the greatest bumps in internet history. And Samuel L. Jackson captures my sentiments exactly.